








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4752 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3732 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3767 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2513 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,019 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JurasKaposts <3 | 54% | 124 |
| #2 | LVmerkaķis | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | marčelo | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Foxxy | 51% | 86 |
| #5 | mazaisjanka | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mazaisjanka | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | NixOn | 40% | 73 |
| #7 | rozN | 39% | 23 |
| #8 | folabeJ | 38% | 82 |
| #9 | ahilejs23 | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JurasKaposts <3 | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | NixOn | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Foxxy | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | marčelo | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | folabeJ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxxy | 298 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | JurasKaposts <3 | 292 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | folabeJ | 158 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | ahilejs23 | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | marčelo | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ahilejs23 | +2.92 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | JurasKaposts <3 | +2.46 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | marčelo | +2.01 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | mazaisjanka | +1.98 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | AgaAwww | +0.99 | 75 | 73 |





