








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1003 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1309 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1370 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,371,546 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T Money | 60% | 106 |
| #2 | Echoriver | 54% | 96 |
| #3 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | 52% | 118 |
| #4 | all cock no balls | 51% | 109 |
| #5 | Mark Hoppus (Playing w/ fans!) | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Echoriver | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | all cock no balls | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Mark Hoppus (Playing w/ fans!) | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | T Money | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | 555 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | Mark Hoppus (Playing w/ fans!) | 540 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #3 | T Money | 506 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #4 | all cock no balls | 308 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Echoriver | 272 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T Money | +2.31 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | +0.79 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | ReduX | +0.75 | 85 | 52 |
| #4 | Echoriver | +0.48 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | all cock no balls | +0.13 | 76 | 60 |





