








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8256 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6030 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8584 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5532 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,073,189 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Echoriver | 57% | 250 |
| #2 | T Money | 56% | 281 |
| #3 | IcyPetey2 | 56% | 171 |
| #4 | Mark Hoppus (Playing w/ fans!) | 55% | 183 |
| #5 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | 54% | 340 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | IcyPetey2 | 56% | 171 |
| #4 | Mark Hoppus (Playing w/ fans!) | 55% | 183 |
| #5 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | 54% | 340 |
| #6 | ReduX | 52% | 210 |
| #7 | theCosmicdolphin | 51% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T Money | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | IcyPetey2 | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ReduX | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Echoriver | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | theCosmicdolphin | 10 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | 1811 | 0.26 | 40 min |
| #2 | T Money | 1322 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #3 | Mark Hoppus (Playing w/ fans!) | 975 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #4 | Echoriver | 682 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #5 | ReduX | 234 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T Money | +1.80 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | ReduX | +1.52 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | all cock no balls | +1.35 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | Brooks | CSGOKidsCasino.com | +0.38 | 61 | 71 |
| #5 | Echoriver | +0.18 | 65 | 68 |





