








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2076 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1419 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1823 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $547,379 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL3NJO | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | mRv#.O | 73% | 62 |
| #3 | zynn | 70% | 33 |
| #4 | Q | 68% | 41 |
| #5 | saiyamond | 68% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⌖ | 5 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | mRv#.O | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | zynn | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | .Darioush`-´ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inViii ^.- | 200 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | mRv#.O | 170 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | spahQ | 100 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | neoN ⛴ | 86 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | .Darioush`-´ | 81 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☜1g geHACKtes bitte☞ | +3.98 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | inViii ^.- | +3.01 | 92 | 65 |
| #3 | saiyamond | +1.56 | 86 | 36 |
| #4 | FL3NJO | +1.51 | 87 | 50 |
| #5 | ⌖ | +1.34 | 77 | 67 |





