








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Italy | 264 matches | ||
| Wingman | 198 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 234 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8955 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7631 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7364 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9246 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,963,763 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1804 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Humy | 73% | 62 |
| #2 | zynn | 67% | 308 |
| #3 | .尺ocket | 67% | 200 |
| #4 | saiyamond | 67% | 298 |
| #5 | Q | 64% | 744 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Q | 924 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #2 | zynn | 543 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | 390 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | saiyamond | 332 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | .尺ocket | 214 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mRv#.O | +2.83 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | saiyamond | +2.80 | 87 | 33 |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | +2.34 | 90 | 66 |
| #4 | Q | +1.71 | 90 | 52 |
| #5 | Humy | +0.43 | 79 | 58 |





