








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9149 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9726 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8009 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7865 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,661,993 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 718 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | 67% | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ tschabrnack | 66% | 83 |
| #3 | m0NZ; ♕ | 66% | 171 |
| #4 | madb0y_ | 66% | 56 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | 62% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | GMbo | 54% | 247 |
| #9 | dayLon | 52% | 113 |
| #10 | SPASTIAN REINSTEIGER | 49% | 79 |
| #11 | EgoG1I | 49% | 107 |
| #12 | mrTN | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neoN ⛴ | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | m0NZ; ♕ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | dieseL ⛽ | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | GMbo | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | EgoG1I | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NZ; ♕ | 713 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | neoN ⛴ | 702 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #3 | GMbo | 573 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | dieseL ⛽ | 342 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | dayLon | 337 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | +3.47 | 94 | 66 |
| #2 | inViii ^.- | +2.51 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | mrTN | +1.67 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | dayLon | +1.43 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | madb0y_ | +1.30 | 87 | 71 |





