








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5298 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4689 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2546 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2482 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,620,109 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1037 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 77% | 141 |
| #2 | madb0y_ | 76% | 172 |
| #3 | .尺ocket | 74% | 87 |
| #4 | Q | 68% | 354 |
| #5 | mRv#.O | 67% | 298 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Q | 68% | 354 |
| #5 | mRv#.O | 67% | 298 |
| #6 | zynn | 65% | 225 |
| #7 | inViii ^.- | 64% | 201 |
| #8 | spahQ | 62% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mRv#.O | 39 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Q | 27 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | zynn | 20 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | kyrox | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | madb0y_ | 8 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mRv#.O | 803 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | kyrox | 720 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | 596 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #4 | Q | 486 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | zynn | 398 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | +3.72 | 84 | 80 |
| #2 | mRv#.O | +2.40 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | +2.37 | 91 | 70 |
| #4 | saiyamond | +2.33 | 87 | 34 |
| #5 | Q | +1.71 | 91 | 53 |





