








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2047 | 33% |
| Smokes | 108 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 2677 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1435 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,023 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrimReaper | 73% | 30 |
| #2 | StiffySupreme | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | hamz⭕⃤ ็ | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | Wacadoo | 51% | 86 |
| #5 | RevI700 | 41% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrimReaper | 73% | 30 |
| #2 | StiffySupreme | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | hamz⭕⃤ ็ | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | Wacadoo | 51% | 86 |
| #5 | RevI700 | 41% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StiffySupreme | 23 | 0.0249 |
| #2 | RevI700 | 16 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Wacadoo | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | GrimReaper | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | hamz⭕⃤ ็ | 5 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrimReaper | 164 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | RevI700 | 135 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | hamz⭕⃤ ็ | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | StiffySupreme | 81 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wacadoo | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrimReaper | +2.22 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | hamz⭕⃤ ็ | +1.31 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | GenPapaJ | +0.96 | 82 | 42 |
| #4 | StiffySupreme | -0.55 | 76 | 28 |
| #5 | RevI700 | -1.08 | 82 | 60 |





