








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1528 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2419 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1658 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2179 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,518 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | jamal | 45% | 75 |
| #9 | pilu | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | JOVA skelari | 41% | 58 |
| #11 | RÄÄSPERI | 39% | 85 |
| #12 | Veibel | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RÄÄSPERI | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | pilu | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | jamal | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ideal spender | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | kakka | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamal | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | RÄÄSPERI | 113 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 111 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | jessE | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | JOVA skelari | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pilu | +4.60 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | kakka | +3.77 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | mOnKeY | +3.16 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | ideal spender | +2.75 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | JOVA skelari | +1.23 | 64 | 57 |





