








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3135 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3240 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3893 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2759 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,349,070 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veibel | 49% | 298 |
| #2 | JOVA Gonster | 48% | 186 |
| #3 | RÄÄSPERI | 47% | 351 |
| #4 | Vader | 41% | 58 |
| #5 | jamal | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veibel | 49% | 298 |
| #2 | JOVA Gonster | 48% | 186 |
| #3 | RÄÄSPERI | 47% | 351 |
| #4 | Vader | 41% | 58 |
| #5 | jamal | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RÄÄSPERI | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | JOVA Gonster | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Veibel | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Vader | 6 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOVA Gonster | 387 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | RÄÄSPERI | 326 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | Veibel | 326 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vader | 78 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | jamal | 53 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamal | +3.94 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | JOVA skelari | +1.08 | 65 | 62 |
| #3 | JOVA Gonster | +0.15 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Veibel | +0.00 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | Vader | -0.82 | 45 | 59 |





