








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1608 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1536 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1606 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 999 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,371 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Da Atomic | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Nafloob | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Manthis | 46% | 41 |
| #4 | ET7BD | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | GDogg | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | DHOP | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | -drox- | 42% | 36 |
| #8 | anal4sale | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | the BIG Splash | 39% | 33 |
| #10 | D1MPLE | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manthis | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | GDogg | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | the BIG Splash | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | -drox- | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Da Atomic | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GDogg | 258 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Manthis | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nafloob | 110 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Da Atomic | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | the BIG Splash | 85 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Da Atomic | +3.47 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | Haw0y | +1.35 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | GDogg | +1.16 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | Manthis | -0.39 | 47 | 66 |
| #5 | -drox- | -0.80 | 64 | 58 |





