








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9462 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8865 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6978 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6792 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,246,182 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 893 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASTEROFDESTRUCTION8[dgaf] | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | SkyLine | 58% | 65 |
| #3 | Ozerex | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | ShadowMax | 57% | 86 |
| #5 | Cynder | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | McCockineer | 52% | 56 |
| #13 | Zohan | 51% | 74 |
| #14 | gully* | 51% | 85 |
| #15 | bobob14831 | 50% | 44 |
| #16 | sKeTsCh | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAB | 924 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | BEAST | 504 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | MB1 | 404 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | McCockineer | 377 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #5 | ShadowMax | 372 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASTEROFDESTRUCTION8[dgaf] | +4.75 | 53 | 77 |
| #2 | McCockineer | +4.27 | 74 | 79 |
| #3 | Ozerex | +3.53 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | sKeTsCh | +2.01 | 77 | 43 |
| #5 | BEAST | +1.95 | 84 | 63 |





