








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 847 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 667 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11861 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8489 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8383 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5381 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,005,314 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1906 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IInferno | 64% | 96 |
| #2 | beyond | 54% | 220 |
| #3 | Margo | 53% | 167 |
| #4 | frosty | 53% | 102 |
| #5 | MB1 | 52% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyond | 1310 | 0.28 | 37 min |
| #2 | BEAST | 755 | 0.08 | 25 min |
| #3 | frosty | 627 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #4 | immortaL | 580 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #5 | Ozerex | 367 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ozerex | +2.36 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | tommyg | +2.16 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | frosty | +1.92 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | BEAST | +1.71 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | IInferno | +1.61 | 67 | 26 |





