








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1622 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1626 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1744 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,181 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuQ | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | fent reactor | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | leska | 52% | 85 |
| #4 | Tsuppi | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Pansku25 | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fent reactor | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | leska | 52% | 85 |
| #4 | Tsuppi | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Pansku25 | 49% | 67 |
| #6 | spunky | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leska | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | spunky | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | LuQ | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | fent reactor | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Pansku25 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leska | 308 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | spunky | 182 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pansku25 | 124 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | LuQ | 64 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | fent reactor | 57 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purple | +3.74 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | spunky | +0.26 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | fent reactor | +0.01 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | LuQ | -0.70 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | Tsuppi | -1.68 | 68 | 56 |





