








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6576 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7228 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6480 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5955 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,069,189 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danerino | 63% | 80 |
| #2 | Cpt.Vollkornn | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | DV6 | 55% | 217 |
| #4 | -m0a- | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | scurr | 54% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scurr | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | sLANK | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Dulan | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | DV6 | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | helle | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dulan | 1084 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #2 | scurr | 498 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | helle | 306 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | DV6 | 214 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | -m0a- | 101 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chavez. | +4.19 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | -m0a- | +2.44 | 91 | 64 |
| #3 | DV6 | -0.36 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | scurr | -0.64 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | helle | -0.86 | 72 | 65 |





