








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6430 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5097 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5151 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5584 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,994,022 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLLo | 57% | 69 |
| #2 | chavez. | 54% | 184 |
| #3 | earlg | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | sLANK | 50% | 116 |
| #5 | Dulan | 49% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sLANK | 50% | 116 |
| #5 | Dulan | 49% | 119 |
| #6 | DV6 | 44% | 86 |
| #7 | helle | 43% | 80 |
| #8 | MoaL | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chavez. | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | sLANK | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Dulan | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | DV6 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | helle | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chavez. | 375 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dulan | 316 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | helle | 231 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | OLLo | 206 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | earlg | 169 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chavez. | +4.49 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | sLANK | +0.45 | 86 | 45 |
| #3 | scurr | -0.02 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | DV6 | -0.20 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Dulan | -0.93 | 63 | 65 |





