








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1379 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1685 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,709 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scurr | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | chavez. | 63% | 80 |
| #3 | DV6 | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Dulan | 59% | 83 |
| #5 | helle | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scurr | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | chavez. | 63% | 80 |
| #3 | DV6 | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Dulan | 59% | 83 |
| #5 | helle | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dulan | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | DV6 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | helle | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dulan | 258 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | chavez. | 201 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | helle | 107 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | scurr | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | DV6 | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chavez. | +4.98 | 81 | 76 |
| #2 | scurr | +0.38 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | helle | +0.28 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | DV6 | +0.12 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Danerino | -0.98 | 62 | 59 |





