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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
22 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 47 | 38% |
| Smokes | 21 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 45 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 10 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $17,500 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaYaga | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | aN //.- | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Cquenc3 | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Firetechy | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | p3ttS | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaYaga | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | aN //.- | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Cquenc3 | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Firetechy | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | p3ttS | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Firetechy | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cquenc3 | 26 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Firetechy | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | aN //.- | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | p3ttS | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | BabaYaga | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p3ttS | +3.14 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | aN //.- | +2.75 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Cquenc3 | -0.28 | 83 | 80 |
| #4 | BabaYaga | -1.39 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | Mad Cow | -2.96 | 56 | 54 |





