








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 633 | 25% |
| Smokes | 594 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 522 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 801 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,869 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaYaga | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Firetechy | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Cquenc3 | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | p3ttS | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Mad Cow | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaYaga | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Firetechy | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Cquenc3 | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | p3ttS | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Mad Cow | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cquenc3 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Firetechy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | p3ttS | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cquenc3 | 351 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #2 | BabaYaga | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | p3ttS | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Firetechy | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mad Cow | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p3ttS | +2.39 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | aN //.- | +1.81 | 76 | 71 |
| #3 | Cquenc3 | +1.22 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | BabaYaga | +0.75 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | Mad Cow | -2.96 | 56 | 54 |





