








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2091 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3537 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3682 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3405 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,578,905 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayzaya | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | chOnk | 56% | 121 |
| #3 | SoulGaming | 56% | 180 |
| #4 | moeshi | 54% | 106 |
| #5 | Jhon schnitler | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Jhon schnitler | 50% | 30 |
| #6 | Zebruary | 49% | 59 |
| #7 | f1mple | 45% | 102 |
| #8 | $ilverbacK | 45% | 56 |
| #9 | s n o o z e | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chOnk | 25 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | moeshi | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | SoulGaming | 16 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Zebruary | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | f1mple | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1mple | 383 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | chOnk | 304 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | SoulGaming | 230 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | $ilverbacK | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jhon schnitler | 65 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1mple | +2.65 | 41 | 71 |
| #2 | chOnk | +1.81 | 63 | 30 |
| #3 | Zebruary | +1.15 | 74 | 25 |
| #4 | SoulGaming | +1.04 | 47 | 53 |
| #5 | $ilverbacK | +0.21 | 52 | 46 |





