








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 906 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1891 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2961 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2619 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,401 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [ZSUR] BL00D | 57% | 75 |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | Chonky_YT | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Big Papa Rappa | 54% | 97 |
| #5 | B1lly | 50% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1lly | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | West | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Big Papa Rappa | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | JM7 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Papa Rappa | 249 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | B1lly | 213 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 149 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | JM7 | 92 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | [ZSUR] BL00D | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +3.90 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | B1lly | +1.94 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Big Papa Rappa | +1.40 | 60 | 56 |
| #4 | Placcy | +1.13 | 46 | 47 |
| #5 | Cenno | -0.61 | 44 | 66 |





