








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3277 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3961 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5588 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2821 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,923 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 802 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chingy | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | Placcy | 50% | 250 |
| #4 | Apolloシ | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | JM7 | 47% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | [ZSUR] BL00D | 45% | 196 |
| #9 | West | 43% | 536 |
| #10 | Cenno | 43% | 127 |
| #11 | Galo | 41% | 313 |
| #12 | Aye Aye Ron | 38% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Papa Rappa | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | West | 7 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Aye Aye Ron | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Galo | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Placcy | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Papa Rappa | 684 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 385 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | Chingy | 305 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Cenno | 300 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | JM7 | 255 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +3.86 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Chingy | +2.71 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | B1lly | +2.02 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | Placcy | +1.52 | 44 | 51 |
| #5 | Big Papa Rappa | +1.37 | 60 | 60 |





