








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Faceit | 137 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7444 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8331 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5831 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5470 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,151 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1012 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vanska_Boy | 54% | 92 |
| #2 | kääpä | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | raimo | 52% | 171 |
| #4 | Juustonaksumies | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Bambi | 50% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | T@Z | 49% | 356 |
| #7 | walttu | 48% | 248 |
| #8 | Rampe | 40% | 94 |
| #9 | ✪ Knité | 39% | 44 |
| #10 | Jaakko Parantainen | 35% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Z | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Bambi | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | walttu | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | raimo | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Rampe | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Z | 1769 | 0.24 | 51 min |
| #2 | walttu | 792 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | Bambi | 690 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #4 | raimo | 398 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | Rampe | 286 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | +4.08 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | T@Z | +0.15 | 48 | 86 |
| #3 | Vanska_Boy | -0.59 | 51 | 63 |
| #4 | Bambi | -1.28 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | raimo | -1.54 | 42 | 70 |





