








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3105 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2439 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3982 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3409 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,824 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juustonaksumies | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | raimo | 58% | 93 |
| #3 | kääpä | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | Vanska_Boy | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | Bambi | 49% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PuckingFig ツ | 48% | 248 |
| #7 | T@Z | 48% | 284 |
| #8 | ✪ Knité | 42% | 43 |
| #9 | Jaakko Parantainen | 41% | 73 |
| #10 | Rampe | 39% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Bambi | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | T@Z | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | raimo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Jaakko Parantainen | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Z | 1483 | 0.25 | 42 min |
| #2 | PuckingFig ツ | 926 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #3 | Bambi | 313 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | raimo | 248 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Rampe | 233 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | +5.08 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | T@Z | +0.50 | 48 | 85 |
| #3 | Vanska_Boy | -0.08 | 50 | 66 |
| #4 | Bambi | -0.80 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | kääpä | -1.09 | 78 | 58 |





