








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7811 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4988 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7138 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5546 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,027,755 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimmo ♡ | 62% | 106 |
| #2 | Portto | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | niko#8 | 55% | 171 |
| #4 | LDLD | 54% | 409 |
| #5 | Jesse. | 52% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fili #huo † 🤏 | 23 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Sirkkeli | 22 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | LDLD | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | mairou | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Jesse. | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sirkkeli | 2549 | 0.20 | 84 min |
| #2 | mairou | 1421 | 0.18 | 39 min |
| #3 | LDLD | 1190 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #4 | fili #huo † 🤏 | 1111 | 0.08 | 31 min |
| #5 | niko#8 | 521 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LDLD | +1.05 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Portto | +1.05 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Sirkkeli | +0.62 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | shamizi | +0.19 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | fili #huo † 🤏 | +0.07 | 70 | 64 |





