








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5824 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5838 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4336 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4470 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,729,269 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 619 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monky ♿ | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ☯ Zoid` Woop Woop | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | cathkar | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | *Razor-Ramon * | 52% | 116 |
| #5 | abNul | 50% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | *Razor-Ramon * | 52% | 116 |
| #5 | abNul | 50% | 182 |
| #6 | RosesAreRed | 48% | 101 |
| #7 | Phoxor | 47% | 113 |
| #8 | Dunlayn | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abNul | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Phoxor | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | *Razor-Ramon * | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | RosesAreRed | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | cathkar | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abNul | 717 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | *Razor-Ramon * | 300 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | cathkar | 265 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | monky ♿ | 157 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Phoxor | 137 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cathkar | +3.32 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | ☯ Zoid` Woop Woop | +0.90 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | abNul | +0.74 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Phoxor | +0.30 | 82 | 47 |
| #5 | Harry Potier | +0.28 | 74 | 64 |





