








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 618 | 23% |
| Smokes | 647 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 657 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,850 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisz | 3 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | rae | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Moucha | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Zolee | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisz | 41 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | Moucha | 37 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | rae | 20 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zolee | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | RuhsussahPuffahs | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zolee | +4.24 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | gabe | +2.57 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | RuhsussahPuffahs | +1.11 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | Krisz | +0.82 | 95 | 66 |
| #5 | Moucha | +0.70 | 80 | 65 |





