








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2267 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2920 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2023 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $746,190 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuhsussahPuffahs | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | gabe | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | novaraine | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Gradey Dick | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | tsu | 56% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shwe Easy | 53% | 152 |
| #7 | Krisz | 51% | 61 |
| #8 | rae | 50% | 139 |
| #9 | ohhi | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | Lewis | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rae | 43 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Krisz | 21 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | Shwe Easy | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | tsu | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | novaraine | 3 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shwe Easy | 357 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Krisz | 307 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | rae | 233 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | tsu | 108 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | ohhi | 73 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisz | +3.03 | 91 | 77 |
| #2 | gabe | +2.65 | 88 | 42 |
| #3 | Gradey Dick | +2.63 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | RuhsussahPuffahs | +2.21 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Moucha | +1.02 | 86 | 66 |





