








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 183 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2254 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2689 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2431 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,057,264 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | waar | 51% | 141 |
| #6 | BucK | 50% | 42 |
| #7 | disq DROP.SKIN | 50% | 214 |
| #8 | ripZob | 50% | 173 |
| #9 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | 47% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | disq DROP.SKIN | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | waar | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ripZob | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | disq DROP.SKIN | 996 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 889 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #3 | ripZob | 738 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | waar | 352 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | 341 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oscar | +2.79 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Zumo | +2.71 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | benzo | +1.27 | 88 | 47 |
| #4 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | +0.54 | 59 | 79 |
| #5 | disq DROP.SKIN | +0.07 | 66 | 70 |





