








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3905 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4207 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2764 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2832 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,825,735 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | disq DROP.SKIN | 47% | 197 |
| #9 | Zumo | 47% | 163 |
| #10 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 46% | 131 |
| #11 | Mr. Piri Piri | 46% | 57 |
| #12 | ripZob | 42% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zumo | 19 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ripZob | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | freddyJr | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | disq DROP.SKIN | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | disq DROP.SKIN | 867 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | wiicky DROP.SKIN | 705 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #3 | Zumo | 490 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | ripZob | 423 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | waar | 326 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zumo | +2.55 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | Swave | +2.29 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Bill Cosby is Innocent | +1.19 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | freddyJr | +1.15 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | disq DROP.SKIN | +0.73 | 68 | 67 |





