








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 521 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1333 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1958 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1259 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,956,677 of utility $326 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | A Martin vagyok | 52% | 155 |
| #3 | waaun. | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Yägi #♿ | 51% | 169 |
| #5 | Tori26 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | A Martin vagyok | 52% | 155 |
| #3 | waaun. | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Yägi #♿ | 51% | 169 |
| #5 | Tori26 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yägi #♿ | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | zet | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | A Martin vagyok | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | waaun. | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waaun. | 201 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Yägi #♿ | 175 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | A Martin vagyok | 169 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | zet | 157 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tori26 | 32 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waaun. | +2.13 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | chaN | +0.98 | 79 | 42 |
| #3 | zet | +0.97 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | Yägi #♿ | +0.00 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | A Martin vagyok | -0.04 | 52 | 56 |





