








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2919 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3616 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4734 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3200 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,347 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1056 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | chaN | 52% | 155 |
| #3 | Yägi #♿ | 51% | 242 |
| #4 | Tori26 | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | waaun. | 50% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waaun. | 332 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Yägi #♿ | 281 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | zet | 118 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tori26 | 64 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | chaN | 48 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | +1.30 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | waaun. | +0.93 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | chaN | +0.61 | 78 | 42 |
| #4 | Yägi #♿ | -0.01 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | A Martin vagyok | -0.22 | 53 | 58 |





