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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2903 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3076 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1316 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1598 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,004 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Konda06 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | chaN | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | A Martin vagyok | 50% | 104 |
| #5 | Yägi #♿ | 49% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Konda06 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | chaN | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | A Martin vagyok | 50% | 104 |
| #5 | Yägi #♿ | 49% | 124 |
| #6 | Tori26 | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 5 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Yägi #♿ | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | A Martin vagyok | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Tori26 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | chaN | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yägi #♿ | 137 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tori26 | 101 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | A Martin vagyok | 76 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | zet | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | chaN | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | +4.00 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | waaun. | +1.65 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Konda06 | +0.89 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | chaN | +0.48 | 76 | 42 |
| #5 | Tori26 | -0.27 | 66 | 53 |





