








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2033 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3633 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3331 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2943 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,350,646 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | A Martin vagyok | 51% | 242 |
| #3 | chaN | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | waaun. | 49% | 124 |
| #5 | Tori26 | 47% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | chaN | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | waaun. | 49% | 124 |
| #5 | Tori26 | 47% | 114 |
| #6 | PiP | 40% | 30 |
| #7 | moszat006 | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | waaun. | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | A Martin vagyok | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | chaN | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waaun. | 394 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | A Martin vagyok | 273 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | zet | 207 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tori26 | 108 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | PiP | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet | +1.52 | 63 | 57 |
| #2 | waaun. | +0.97 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | chaN | +0.59 | 79 | 39 |
| #4 | Yägi #♿ | +0.31 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | A Martin vagyok | +0.05 | 56 | 60 |





