








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1755 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1165 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 900 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,734 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Fortnite | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | RagiNgGames | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | ☁Hinorie☁ | 58% | 66 |
| #4 | raymoose | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | WaddieJR | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | WaddieJR | 57% | 7 |
| #6 | Ranch | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 52% | 33 |
| #8 | Evyst | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | 97' Butt-Nut Champion | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranch | 8 | 0.0182 |
| #2 | ☁Hinorie☁ | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Evyst | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | WaddieJR | 2 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Hinorie☁ | 361 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 158 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ranch | 120 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | RagiNgGames | 64 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Evyst | 54 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Hinorie☁ | +4.29 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | Ranch | +3.70 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Dr. Fortnite | +3.24 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | Skeewee | +0.88 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | RagiNgGames | +0.21 | 86 | 53 |





