








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6470 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4526 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2453 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4389 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,278 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suixel | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | RagiNgGames | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | 97' Butt-Nut Champion | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | Skeewee | 58% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suixel | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | RagiNgGames | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | 97' Butt-Nut Champion | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | Skeewee | 58% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skeewee | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | suixel | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | 97' Butt-Nut Champion | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skeewee | 286 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | RagiNgGames | 110 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | 97' Butt-Nut Champion | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | suixel | 59 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Hinorie☁ | +3.95 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | suixel | +1.93 | 81 | 34 |
| #3 | RagiNgGames | +0.04 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | Skeewee | -0.56 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | 97' Butt-Nut Champion | -2.95 | 61 | 53 |





