








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2444 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2114 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1660 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1698 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,078 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranch | 65% | 153 |
| #2 | Evyst | 59% | 93 |
| #3 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 59% | 208 |
| #4 | Sentinel | 57% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranch | 65% | 153 |
| #2 | Evyst | 59% | 93 |
| #3 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 59% | 208 |
| #4 | Sentinel | 57% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranch | 34 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 32 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Evyst | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Sentinel | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | 701 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | Ranch | 627 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | Evyst | 282 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sentinel | 86 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranch | +5.54 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Dr. Fortnite | +2.54 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | Evyst | +1.17 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | Sentinel | -1.55 | 41 | 51 |
| #5 | Sam Staunton VA 24401 | -2.83 | 43 | 56 |





