








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3193 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2438 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2766 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3686 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,694,660 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 957 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | willie | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | g1n | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | gaynine xx | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | lunar | 46% | 297 |
| #5 | alex | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | g1n | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | gaynine xx | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | lunar | 46% | 297 |
| #5 | alex | 42% | 31 |
| #6 | Dawg | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lunar | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | alex | 5 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | gaynine xx | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Dawg | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | g1n | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lunar | 692 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | g1n | 217 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | willie | 116 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dawg | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | gaynine xx | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaynine xx | +4.64 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | willie | +1.97 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | Dawg | +0.67 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | Zorrahh | +0.42 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | g1n | -0.51 | 63 | 69 |





