








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2613 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2044 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 984 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2807 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,192 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rec ඞ | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | willie | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Amos Kingsnake | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | gaynine xx | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | hyena | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | _BmS_ | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Intell | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | oki | 39% | 49 |
| #11 | alex | 36% | 66 |
| #12 | Dawg | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorrahh | 18 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | alex | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | rec ඞ | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | gaynine xx | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Dawg | 5 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorrahh | 646 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | rec ඞ | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | gaynine xx | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | alex | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | jackal | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaynine xx | +5.92 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | rec ඞ | +5.09 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | willie | +3.27 | 65 | 66 |
| #4 | hyena | +3.10 | 90 | 71 |
| #5 | Amos Kingsnake | +1.01 | 61 | 65 |





