








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3044 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3955 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3591 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2163 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,613,703 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amber | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 51% | 102 |
| #3 | emi >:3 | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | duffrose | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | 4444 LEGALIZE PEEING IN THE SINK | 47% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | . | 41% | 41 |
| #8 | roku nyann | 40% | 67 |
| #9 | Rudnoc | 39% | 100 |
| #10 | Tortillus | 37% | 52 |
| #11 | OftheOceanBlue | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudnoc | 21 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | 4444 LEGALIZE PEEING IN THE SINK | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Amber | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | OftheOceanBlue | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 756 | 0.36 | 16 min |
| #2 | 4444 LEGALIZE PEEING IN THE SINK | 280 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | OftheOceanBlue | 115 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | . | 112 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rudnoc | 107 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +2.18 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | 4444 LEGALIZE PEEING IN THE SINK | +1.27 | 64 | 47 |
| #3 | slipi_playMCwithme | +1.12 | 63 | 40 |
| #4 | emi >:3 | +0.86 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | +0.81 | 49 | 67 |





