








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 286 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3920 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4625 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5448 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4085 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,746,720 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldridジジイ | 71% | 59 |
| #2 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | Général Champagne | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | d0nut | 61% | 114 |
| #5 | MasterFlasH | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Lord Richard Bisou | 57% | 402 |
| #7 | didjock | 56% | 241 |
| #8 | Fastela | 55% | 287 |
| #9 | E_G Eager | 53% | 273 |
| #10 | Astropolo Apéro | 50% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E_G Eager | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | didjock | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Fastela | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Eldridジジイ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | didjock | 538 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Lord Richard Bisou | 529 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #3 | d0nut | 317 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | E_G Eager | 294 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fastela | 245 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | +5.24 | 64 | 72 |
| #2 | MasterFlasH | +2.56 | 88 | 47 |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | +1.96 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | didjock | +0.27 | 44 | 74 |
| #5 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | -0.28 | 68 | 55 |





