








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1832 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2727 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1502 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,271 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Eldridジジイ | 71% | 34 |
| #3 | MasterFlasH | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | Bali Bilaw | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | Général Champagne | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lord Richard Bisou | 55% | 286 |
| #8 | didjock | 52% | 130 |
| #9 | d0nut | 52% | 66 |
| #10 | E_G Eager | 49% | 167 |
| #11 | Astropolo Apéro | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Lord Richard Bisou | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | E_G Eager | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | didjock | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | 700 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Lord Richard Bisou | 380 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | didjock | 291 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | E_G Eager | 198 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | d0nut | 196 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | +5.16 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | MasterFlasH | +3.28 | 89 | 42 |
| #3 | Bali Bilaw | +2.36 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | +2.28 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | Lord Richard Bisou | +2.12 | 61 | 61 |





