








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 249 matches | ||
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2952 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5371 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5199 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4830 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,539,295 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Général Champagne | 55% | 58 |
| #10 | Fastela | 55% | 286 |
| #11 | didjock | 54% | 206 |
| #12 | E_G Eager | 49% | 241 |
| #13 | Astropolo Apéro | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | E_G Eager | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Fastela | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | didjock | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | 939 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #2 | didjock | 464 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | E_G Eager | 295 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | d0nut | 268 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Fastela | 236 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | +5.16 | 64 | 72 |
| #2 | MasterFlasH | +2.34 | 87 | 46 |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | +1.71 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | Bali Bilaw | +0.59 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | +0.29 | 61 | 51 |





