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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1047 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1115 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1102 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1070 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,979 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | fanta lite brev | 55% | 22 |
| #9 | PpXtheCUM | 53% | 38 |
| #10 | The Dragon Warrior | 45% | 31 |
| #11 | BabyBez21 | 42% | 24 |
| #12 | Slouv | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roddy Homewrecker | 218 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | PpXtheCUM | 105 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | The Dragon Warrior | 104 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | yekoms | 100 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | fanta lite brev | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roddy Homewrecker | +8.28 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | yekoms | +2.87 | 85 | 48 |
| #3 | fanta lite brev | +2.20 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | Hentai is Art | +1.36 | 75 | 38 |
| #5 | jango bett [7] | +0.96 | 56 | 68 |





