








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4573 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4617 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7598 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4723 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,397,349 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚊 ♡ | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | Pumi | 58% | 175 |
| #3 | ✪ Floppy<3 | 55% | 564 |
| #4 | Yoda with AK | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | Linara | 53% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumi | +3.84 | 75 | 43 |
| #2 | ✪ Floppy<3 | +3.38 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Schattenhauch | +1.66 | 57 | 65 |
| #4 | YanniKoff | +0.53 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | 𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚊 ♡ | +0.37 | 51 | 65 |





