








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3581 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2110 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2142 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,425 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NekoNyaKotoriChan | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Gottkönig | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Husky | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | CrackGyver | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | MiniKill3r¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniKill3r¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +2.37 | 80 | 23 |
| #2 | CrackGyver | -0.29 | 44 | 54 |
| #3 | Kumatora | -0.46 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Gottkönig | -0.66 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | (っ^▿^)っ | -0.95 | 53 | 43 |





