








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2940 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2232 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2573 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2250 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,699 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaPi | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Raf mid enjoyer | 57% | 91 |
| #3 | NapiSimp | 56% | 102 |
| #4 | Gav | 53% | 89 |
| #5 | Սերկ.evil | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NapiSimp | 56% | 102 |
| #4 | Gav | 53% | 89 |
| #5 | Սերկ.evil | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | karapnaran | 50% | 36 |
| #7 | Xumbik | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gav | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | NapiSimp | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Raf mid enjoyer | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | karapnaran | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | NaPi | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gav | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Raf mid enjoyer | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | NaPi | 56 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | NapiSimp | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | karapnaran | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raf mid enjoyer | +3.83 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | NaPi | +1.91 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | Xumbik | +1.39 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | Gav | +0.07 | 43 | 51 |
| #5 | Dav | -0.16 | 56 | 68 |





