








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1239 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9935 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7386 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 10692 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 7147 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,285,123 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBWinik | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | Dr.KushZA | 51% | 365 |
| #3 | Dishwasher | 49% | 137 |
| #4 | Renco201 | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | ShayShay | 46% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBWinik | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | Dr.KushZA | 51% | 365 |
| #3 | Dishwasher | 49% | 137 |
| #4 | Renco201 | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | ShayShay | 46% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.KushZA | 49 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Dishwasher | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | ShayShay | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Renco201 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | JBWinik | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.KushZA | 739 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | ShayShay | 320 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Renco201 | 315 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dishwasher | 228 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | JBWinik | 83 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renco201 | +2.57 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Sense☁ | +1.37 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Dr.KushZA | -0.02 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | JBWinik | -0.19 | 72 | 35 |
| #5 | ShayShay | -0.65 | 38 | 70 |





