








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3606 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4822 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4696 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2629 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,386,140 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nahkajuna | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | OPA | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | valementaja | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | matias | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | erqqi | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matias | 606 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | OPA | 458 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Nahkajuna | 385 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #4 | 1NQQYYY | 350 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | erqqi | 347 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoppn'poppan | +1.70 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | OPA | +1.06 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | 1NQQYYY | +0.80 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | matias | -0.46 | 68 | 75 |
| #5 | valementaja | -0.49 | 51 | 65 |





