








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 933 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 553 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 135 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10232 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6563 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7564 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4992 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,856,061 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valementaja | 53% | 405 |
| #2 | 1NQQYYY | 53% | 461 |
| #3 | Hoppn'poppan | 52% | 202 |
| #4 | OPA | 48% | 417 |
| #5 | erqqi | 42% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nahkajuna | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | OPA | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | valementaja | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | 1NQQYYY | 8 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | erqqi | 6 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OPA | 1504 | 0.17 | 39 min |
| #2 | Nahkajuna | 1191 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #3 | 1NQQYYY | 1008 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #4 | erqqi | 814 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #5 | valementaja | 601 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoppn'poppan | +1.53 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | 1NQQYYY | +1.22 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | OPA | +0.73 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | matias | +0.37 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | valementaja | -0.33 | 53 | 67 |





